{"id":1337,"date":"2015-10-27T21:34:57","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T04:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2019-06-14T11:13:39","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T18:13:39","slug":"moist-band-calgary-stampede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1337","title":{"rendered":"That Happened &#8211; An Evening with Moist"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Moist At the Calgary Stampede<\/h2>\n<p>I hum in line at the store, sing in the shower, even\u00a0mouth along with the words while I&#8217;m on the bus. I really, really love lyrics. Love how I can relate to them, how a song can take on so many different meanings depending on the time in my\u00a0life and the\u00a0situation I find myself in, yet the words never change. I love interesting word combinations, and how they can flow into and around each other, complicated yet\u00a0logical in their progression. More than anything, I love when I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s coming. Where I can&#8217;t sing along intuitively with a song I&#8217;ve never heard before.<\/p>\n<p>I love lyrics. I love Moist.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A simple word<br \/>\nA harmless glare<br \/>\nThat binds me with the thinnest thread<br \/>\nAnd pins me down to pleasure&#8217;s bed &#8211; Silver<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>And if anger is the ending<br \/>\nOf the things that we&#8217;ve become<br \/>\nFor the mother and the father<br \/>\nAnd the sister and the son &#8211; Resurrection<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Remind me to do a post about that part someday.<\/p>\n<p>I have so many songs that hold real emotional connections for me, others\u00a0that are just beautiful, or fun to sing, but most are just that, songs. A single track\u00a0from an artist here or\u00a0there, some random song I&#8217;ll never remember the name of but I can sing every note. So rarely do I love a band and all the music that they put out\u00a0and, even more rare , hold a torch for that band, yet here I am burning brighter than ever after 23 years for one band in particular.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I came to burn the sky<br \/>\nAnd tear away the beauty that it sows<br \/>\nIf I could rape the day<br \/>\nAnd find the things I thought I&#8217;d always known &#8211; Leave It Alone<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I had the pleasure of attending the Coca Cola Covert Concert this summer, where they announced the lineup for the 2015 Coke Stage at the Calgary Stampede. I didn&#8217;t know many of the bands announced until we came close to the end of the announcements, and when it came I smacked my friends in excitement and screamed and promptly fell off my seat.<\/p>\n<h2>Moist was coming to Calgary.<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1344\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1344\" style=\"width: 1190px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1344 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/To-Edit-2-1365-e1490041730476.jpg\" alt=\"Moist at the Coke Stage, Calgary Stampede 2015\" width=\"1200\" height=\"756\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1344\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Moist at the Coke Stage, Calgary Stampede 2015<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Holy crap.<\/h3>\n<p>HOLY CRAP! Epic leet 90s band Moist was coming here!<\/p>\n<p>I was so frigging excited that there is just not enough exclamation points or space for them. David Usher and I grew up in the same town even!\u00a0I could explain the history of Moist but that&#8217;s not why I&#8217;m here today. That&#8217;s why <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Moist_(Canadian_band)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wikipedia<\/a> is here though \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>The band took the stage and I promptly lost my damn mind. Mr grumbled while editing the videos because you can hear me yelling through much of the footage.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Calgary Stampede Coke Stage: Moist - Resurrection (Live)\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/R1d5wNEKLVE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I make no apologies because\u00a0I was happy. Goddamn giddy like a kid, crying because I wished my little brother could have enjoyed it with me, ecstatic because HOLY CRAP MARK MAKOWAY IS GROOVING OUT IN FRONT OF ME!! happy.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1346\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1346\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/pbSAIaN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1346\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/pbSAIaN-620x405.jpg\" alt=\"Mark Makoway at the 2015 Calgary Stampede Coke Stage\" width=\"620\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/pbSAIaN-620x405.jpg 620w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/pbSAIaN-644x421.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1346\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mark Makoway at the 2015 Calgary Stampede Coke Stage<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>They played their classics, with most of my favorites, alongside their brand new album <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/Glory-Under-Dangerous-Skies-Moist\/dp\/B00N3SKHV8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Glory Under Dangerous Skies<\/a>. Their first album together in 15 years and it was like no time had passed. Sensory overload heaven. In addition, it was\u00a0like being high without actually doing drugs.<\/p>\n<p>I completely abused my VIP ticket to hang out after the show where I accosted the band one by one. We have interacted with the band countless times on Twitter, even Mayor Nenshi weighing in, joking that\u00a0we were a bad influence and the band should avoid us. Joking, I swear!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1347\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1347\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/80OYs4m-Imgur.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1347\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/80OYs4m-Imgur-620x413.jpg\" alt=\"David Usher at the 2015 Calgary Stampede Coke Stage\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/80OYs4m-Imgur-620x413.jpg 620w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/80OYs4m-Imgur-644x429.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1347\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">David Usher at the 2015 Calgary Stampede Coke Stage<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Meeting Moist<\/h2>\n<p>I chatted with Jeff under the night sky\u00a0with a group of other fans. It was so neat\u00a0listening to other people describe the last time they saw the band or hearing band members greet friends or familiar faces.<\/p>\n<p>After awhile Mark came out and I waved him over, trying to be cool. <em>Oh God \u00a0Mrs, be cool don&#8217;t fangirl. You&#8217;re fangirling. STOP FANGIRLING!\u00a0<\/em>I explained that we we were behind\u00a0the Crackmacs account and he remembered it! We talked about Kingston, about the band forming, about the high schools we attended, and I fangirled some more because I got a hug!! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!<\/p>\n<p>David wandered by and I squeed and waved him over, and he looked at me like I was nuts. I am, but I gestured again and Mark joined me, yelling &#8220;Hey c&#8217;mere! She&#8217;s from Kingston!&#8221; and lo and behold, David came over. I think I blacked out then because I couldn&#8217;t form words, just grinned like an idiot while I hugged a very sweaty man who I have been in lyrical love with for more than half my life<\/p>\n<h2>Conclusion<\/h2>\n<p>Eventually Mark and David were able to extricate themselves from my gleeful death grip and they disappeared from view. I died you guys, I died and went to lyrical heaven.<\/p>\n<p>So, that happened.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"imgur-embed-pub\" lang=\"en\" data-id=\"a\/DGAgo\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/a\/DGAgo\">Moist &#8211; Coke Stage &#8211; 2015 Calgary Stampede<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/s.imgur.com\/min\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moist At the Calgary Stampede I hum in line at the store, sing in the shower, even\u00a0mouth along with the words while I&#8217;m on the &#8230; <a title=\"That Happened &#8211; An Evening with Moist\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1337\" aria-label=\"Read more about That Happened &#8211; An Evening with Moist\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[215],"tags":[437,228],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-calgary-stampede","tag-music","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-33"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}