{"id":1762,"date":"2016-03-19T20:03:36","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T03:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2019-06-04T14:12:56","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T21:12:56","slug":"calgary-transit-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"10 ways how not to be an asshole on Calgary Transit"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>10 Calgary Transit Tips<\/h2>\n<p>We&#8217;re both heavy Calgary Transit users and I thought it would be nice to put together a list of 10 basic guidelines people can follow to make it better for\u00a0everyone. And I get to vent, weeee!<\/p>\n<p>In no particular order..<\/p>\n<h3>1.\u00a0Let people get <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">off<\/span> the train before you get <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">on<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>This is probably the easiest to understand but the one most people seem to have trouble with. When the doors open, simply step to the side and let the people, strollers and\/or wheelchairs get off first. If you do this, there will actually be more room for you inside the train. Seriously. It&#8217;s not even logical to try and get on before. Stop doing it.<\/p>\n<h3>2. Have your pass\/fare\u00a0ready <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">before<\/span> the bus shows up<\/h3>\n<p>It&#8217;s really frustrating for other passengers when you&#8217;re standing in the door blocking people from boarding while you search through your bag or purse for your pass or fare, which you could have had ready and waiting. In addition bus drivers also have a schedule to keep.<\/p>\n<p>Have it ready, board quickly, be awesome.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">3. Escalator efficiency\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Stand on the right, leave room for people to walk up the escalator on the left. This will allow traffic to keep moving, keep everyone happy, and you really don&#8217;t even have to do anything. Want to stand? Just do it on the right!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1763\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1763\" style=\"width: 467px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1763 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/escalators1.jpg\" alt=\"Calgary Transit \" width=\"477\" height=\"295\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1763\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I wish Calgary Transit had something like this.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Also don&#8217;t stand at the top of the escalator having conversations or playing on your phone. Get out the way!<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">4. Keep control of your kids while using Calgary Transit &#8211; please!<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>As a parent, we both understand how exhausting it can be taking children on public transit, especially fussy babies. While you might not be able to calm down a screamer, older kids certainly can be dealt with. Keep them from climbing things, kicking people, running around, etc. Some people really hate kids so it could lead to problems. Do your best!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">5. Move right to the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">back<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>When getting on a bus, head to the back. Don&#8217;t stand right at the front blocking other people from getting on and moving to the back themselves. It can be a real safety issue if the there&#8217;s a crowd of people up at the front and the driver has to hit the brakes abruptly. Your teeth might smash into something. Remember that.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">6. Seats are for people<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Especially pregnant, elderly, or elderly pregnant people. Keep your groceries, backpacks, bags, purses, boxes on the floor or on your lap. It&#8217;s so incredibly rude to bogart a seat just because you don&#8217;t want someone sitting beside you. Don&#8217;t want to hang out with the public? Stay the hell off public transit. Also? Don&#8217;t sit in the aisle seat while blocking the window seat with nobody in it. Rage!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">7. Priority seating<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">The seating at the front of buses, and beside doors on trains, have been set aside for people that very much should sit down while in a moving vehicle. When the Mrs was pregnant, she had to constantly ask people to move so she could sit down, and occasionally they wouldn&#8217;t. Have some decency\u00a0and give up your seat to someone who needs it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>An elderly person or someone with a disability trumps a stroller, by the way. Furthermore you might not be able to SEE someone&#8217;s disability, so keep that in mind as well.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">8. Get on last when you&#8217;re getting\u00a0off in a few stops<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>If you&#8217;re only traveling a short distance, or between a few stops, wait to get on the bus or train last. You&#8217;ll be closest to the door to get off first, and won&#8217;t have to fight your way through a crowd.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">9.\u00a0If the train that pulls up isn&#8217;t yours, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">move out of the way<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">If you&#8217;re trying to catch a train downtown, both the Red (North\/South) and Blue (East\/West) line will show up at each of the stops. During rush hour this can be especially crowded and busy. If you see a train pulling up that isn&#8217;t yours, please make way for people that do need it.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">10. Don&#8217;t\u00a0swear around kids<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>We swear. We swear constantly. The Mrs swears like an oil and gas worker, even. You probably do too, which is fine! Just, when you&#8217;re around children on transit, please try to stick to words you&#8217;d only be able to say in a professional setting.<\/p>\n<h2>Calgary Transit List Wrap Up<\/h2>\n<p>This list is by no means exhaustive, there are other things you can do, such as putting\u00a0deodorant on (especially in the summer!) or not leaning your whole damn body against the pole people need to hold on to, covering your mouth when coughing, etc, but I don&#8217;t expect miracles. One more thing.. don&#8217;t ever clip your fucking nails on public transit. So gross.<\/p>\n<p>Calgary Transit has some tips on their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calgarytransit.com\/getting-around\/riding-us\/transit-101\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">website<\/a>\u00a0as well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!-- in line ad --><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 320px; height: 100px;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8929898332596219\" data-ad-slot=\"3406023561\"><\/ins><script>\/\/ <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>Calgary Transit Bus Sexing<\/h3>\n<p>Bonus! This is where you can check to see if the bus is male or female. This bus is male.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CYoaEgjVAAAzktD.jpg\" alt=\"Calgary Transit\" width=\"600\" height=\"809\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s so cute!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 Calgary Transit Tips We&#8217;re both heavy Calgary Transit users and I thought it would be nice to put together a list of 10 basic &#8230; <a title=\"10 ways how not to be an asshole on Calgary Transit\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=1762\" aria-label=\"Read more about 10 ways how not to be an asshole on Calgary Transit\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[215],"tags":[241,238],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-calgary-transit","tag-top-10","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-33"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Calgary-Transit.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}