{"id":9344,"date":"2019-08-12T21:19:49","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T04:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=9344"},"modified":"2019-08-14T14:17:09","modified_gmt":"2019-08-14T21:17:09","slug":"shawn-ginn-is-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/?p=9344","title":{"rendered":"Shawn Ginn Is For Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Calgary Handyman With Hustle. No Laundry.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>This is a Facebook post by a Calgarian named <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Brazilian.Treehopper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Shawn Ginn<\/a>. It was posted in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/649620318526015\/permalink\/1360121817475858\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cash Jobs in Calgary! Facebook group<\/a> (closed group). It was funny, so I&#8217;m re-sharing it here. Well done Shawn. Best of luck to you and the family.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><hr class=\"symple-divider solid \" style=\"margin-top: 20px;margin-bottom: 20px;\" \/><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-9345 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Handyman.jpg\" alt=\"Shawn Ginn Calgary Handyman\" width=\"750\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Handyman.jpg 750w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Handyman-620x465.jpg 620w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Handyman-644x483.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>I am for sale. Right now.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<div class=\"_2cuy _3dgx _2vxa\">\n<p>Message me, share me or both. We will discuss pricing that is fair for both of us. I probably won&#8217;t be the cheapest on here but I am the best at something. (I will let you know what it is as soon as I figure it out)<\/p>\n<p><strong>I can:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dump runs: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? (I can take the trunk to the dump as well)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Pooper scooper: Sometimes, when I&#8217;m nervous, I take a deep breath of fresh air only to realize that I am surrounded by dog poop and it stinks. You don&#8217;t want that so let me take one for the team.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Handyman Jobs: Just call me &#8220;Dan the Handyman Who Can&#8221;. (except instead of Dan call me Shawn) (Patent pending&#8230;ish)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-9346 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Calgary_Handyman.jpg\" alt=\"Shawn Ginn Calgary Handyman\" width=\"565\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Handyman Jobs Include, but are not limited to:\n<ul>\n<li>Picture hanging. So straight that your house might seem crooked.<\/li>\n<li>Dishwasher Installation. (Dirty dished not included)<\/li>\n<li>IKEA furniture assembly. (Just like the store offers but with a smile)<\/li>\n<li>Yard work; Lawn mowing (mini-me included on weekends), raking and all-around yard cleanery. You, me, mini-me, every second Sat. It could be like a date, except you pay me and I cut your grass. (Not applicable in winter)<\/li>\n<li>Laundry; I don&#8217;t do that<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Hockey companionship; you supply the wings and beer and I&#8217;ll watch the game with you. (Ideally someplace public. This is 2019 after all.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I do tricks; I do a mean disconnect my thumb and reattach it. Tricks 3 out of 5 toddlers 80% of the time. NEW TRICK: I can now pull off your toddler&#8217;s nose and connect it to my face (Odds of your toddler being tricked are roughly the same) The trick usually only works once. No refunds for unsatisfied toddlers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Modeling; I&#8217;m bringing sexy back. (I can also be your hair, hand, eyebrow and foot model. Actual sexiness may vary)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>My ad is like Odo on Deep Space Nine, always shapeshifting. Come back for added comments.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Package delivery. They call me the Transporter. I am just like Jason Statham. (Only shorter, fatter and with more hair. We both have chiseled calves though.) No questions asked. (Unless the package is screaming\/ticking)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Airport Pickup and Dropoff: Need help with all that luggage, all that luggage in your trunk? Worried about having a random pick you up? Call the Shawninator for all your aviator needs. (Pricing is for luggage transportation only. You are more than welcome to catch a free ride)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>They say that hard work won&#8217;t kill you, but do you really want to take that chance?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-9348 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Calgary_ad.jpg\" alt=\"Shawn Ginn Calgary Handyman\" width=\"750\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Calgary_ad.jpg 750w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Calgary_ad-620x465.jpg 620w, https:\/\/crackmacs.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shawn_Ginn_Calgary_ad-644x483.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Testimonials:<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Shawn is handy to have roundhouse. &#8211; Chuck Norris<br \/>\n&#8211; There is no one I would rather have in my corner &#8211; Mohammad Ali<br \/>\n&#8211; If I still had 30 pieces of silver, I&#8217;d give it to Shawn &#8211; Judas<\/p>\n<p>*Disclaimer* &#8211; I am not responsible in whole or in part for people&#8217;s comments and actions on my ad. Viewer discretion is advised.<br \/>\n*Disclaimer 2.0* &#8211; If anyone contacts you claiming to be a friend of mine or sent by me then they are lying. Any recommendations or introductions I make will be directly from me.<br \/>\n*Disclaimer 3.0* &#8211; Insert something funny here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Contact<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Brazilian.Treehopper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Brazilian.Treehopper<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:shawn@dsaindustriesltd.com\">shawn@dsaindustriesltd.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Calgary Handyman With Hustle. No Laundry. This is a Facebook post by a Calgarian named Shawn Ginn. 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