City of Calgary Counsellors As Clowns

The Clowns at City Hall (2016 Edition)

Clowns have been invading! First the US, then other parts of Canada, and now Calgary. They’ve been showing up on Instagram, Facebook and twitter, looking to scare the crap out of people, and to troll of course. There’s even a Facebook vigilante YYC Clown Hunters overreaction group that was setup, who have sworn to stop them and save Calgary from their evil .. tweets, or whatever. It occurred to me, what if city council were to join up with these killer clowns? What would that even look like? Clowncillors, if you will, hiding in the bushes and looking to cause a 3am ruckus? I can see that happening, so I thought I’d be proactive and see what they would look like if they did.

I’m not going to say which clowns are which. See if you can guess them all. I bet there’s at least 1 only a few people will guess.

Some are obvious, some not. Some are just ‘original clowns’ from me mucking around, to mix it up. Or I couldn’t find any other good source material, or I tried and using said clown it looked like crap (ie. Bozo the clown). Also wanted to do Twisty the clown from American Horror Story, but everything I tried looked terrible and didn’t fit.

Anyway, on to zee Clowncillors. All in good stupid internet fun.

I hope they like it.

Mayor Naheed Nenshi

 

Ward 1 – Ward Sutherland

 

Ward 2 – Joe Magliocca

 

Ward 3 – Jim Stevenson

 

Ward 4 – Sean Chu

 

Ward 5 – Ray Jones

 

Ward 6 – Richard Pootmans

 

Ward 7 – Druh Farrell

 

Ward 8 – Evan Woolley

 

Ward 9 – Gian-Carlo Carra

 

Ward 10 – Andre Chabot

 

Ward 11 – Brian Pincott

 

Ward 12 – Shane Keating

 

Ward 13 – Diane Colley-Urquhart

 

Ward 14 – Peter Demong

Yes I know there’s two Jokers.

I tried doing the Jack Nicholson and Caesar Romero versions but I wasn’t happy with how they turned out on whichever of the Clowncillors I was messing with. I had also thought about clowning up Daorcey, or some other politicians but never got around to it.

Happy Halloween!

Conclusion

As of 2019 a lot of these people are no longer in office haha. Oh well.